Humpty Dumpty Interview Questions:
Q. What did you feel like when you heard Humpty Dumpty had died?
A. Absolutely devastated, one of the biggest inspirational figures of this cruel world we live in just gone, forever. I know many will agree with me when I say that Mr Humpty Dumpty brought hope and joy to our lives.
Q. What was your reaction when you heard Humpty was assassinated?
A. I was absolutely furious, how could someone want to murder a completely innocent and joyful man who was just trying to bring peace and happiness to our nation? Well, I speak on everybody’s behalf when I say that the crimes committed by the infamous outlaw Miss Goldilocks will NOT go unpunished. When we find her, she will face a lifetime imprisonment sentence to Avalon State Penitentiary, the country’s most highly secured prison!
Q. What is to happen now, what with all the riots and public outrage?
A. I think it’s fair to say that the riots will eventually draw to a halt, as we can honestly understand the anger of the public, and we too feel the same way. However, I warn the public that if it continues, the riots will be most dealt with severely, I daresay.
